takineko:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

image

actual photo of hitler

DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

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